In a pub one night
'Twas quite amazing
I underwent
A transformation
The music blared
The people sang
The spirit moved me
Up I sprang
I sang great songs
With all my neighbours
Waving hands
And voicing quavers
I thought no singer
In the town
Could make more musi
Cal a sound
A smile spread out
Across my face
By dad! I was
A happy case
A quiet person
Up to now
Totally
Transformed, I vow
And, as the pub
Was spilling out
Knowledge I
Began to spout
I delivered
Wondrous wisdom
Compelling every
One to listen
All of a rush
I had the answers
To all the problems
Of the planet
Quick, guys, call
Junira Nations
They oughta hear
Our Krunchie spakin'
In a pub one night
'Twas quite amazing
I underwent
A transformation
The music blared
The people sang
The spirit moved me
Up I sprang