Kurt Holes - Lifestyle of a Chav Lyrics

Slip through the alleyways, laced with muck
Adidas stripes screamin' out good luck
Pint in the hand, chip butty in the other
Tracksuit wearin, ain't no standard bother
Council flat vibes, beats pumpin' mad
Bus pass, no Uber, stride like a lad
Footy talk, banter sharp as a tack
Pint down the pub, then it's dealers in the back
Oi, bruv, what's the havoc
Life chaotic, never static
Tea on the boil, life in a spiral
Chav life, tuned to survival
Corner shop rumors, mates spoutin' lies
Cheap cologne, fades under neon skies
School mates turned fiends, shades of dismay
Nans givin' wisdom, ain't no other way
Council block, dreams swap reality
Pipe dreams fade, but still got vitality
Chips on the plate, slang in the air
Chav's paradox, balancing the flair
Oi, bruv, what's the havoc
Life chaotic, never static
Tea on the boil, life in a spiral
Chav life, tuned to survival
Chav life, tuned to survival
Corner shop rumors, mates spoutin' lies
Cheap cologne, fades under neon skies
School mates turned fiends, shades of dismay
Nans givin' wisdom, ain't no other way
Council block, dreams swap reality
Pipe dreams fade, but still got vitality
Chips on the plate, slang in the air
Chav's paradox, balancing the flair
Oi, bruv, what's the havoc
Life chaotic, never static
Tea on the boil, life in a spiral
Chav life, tuned to survival
Chav life, tuned to survival
Chav life, tuned to survival