Kurt Holes - Oi! Where's Yer License? Lyrics

Top hat tip, bobby watch the grip
Stealthy through London town, shadowy trip
Cups of tea sippin' while the red phone boxes pop
Brit wit quick, tossin' insult, never stop
Rain on cobble stone, fog cloudin' my view
Lamplight flickers, alley cats mew
Posh nosh, fish 'n' chips in old newsprint
Crew kicks down the pub, tryna blend in
Oi, where's yer license, mate
Dodgin' fines, bendin' time, ain't it great
Red 'n' blue flashin, but we never debate
Hands up high, askin"Why you so late?"
Union Jack in the wind, tales of old
Beers flowin' fast, stories retold
Coppers on the beat, tryin' to control
Merry pranksters, laugh as they patrol
Oi, where's yer license, mate
Dodgin' fines, bendin' time, ain't it great
Red 'n' blue flashin, but we never debate
Hands up high, askin"Why you so late?"
Union Jack in the wind, tales of old
Beers flowin' fast, stories retold
Coppers on the beat, tryin' to control
Merry pranksters, laugh as they patrol
Gritty tales from Brixton to Shoreditch
Urban legends, mates swear the pitch
Pints and banter at the pub o'er there
Lost in a riddle, kid without a care
Oi, where's yer license, mate
Dodgin' fines, bendin' time, ain't it great
Red 'n' blue flashin, but we never debate
Hands up high, askin"Why you so late?"
Oi, where's yer license, mate
Dodgin' fines, bendin' time, ain't it great
Red 'n' blue flashin, but we never debate
Hands up high, askin"Why you so late?"
Hands up high, askin"Why you so late?"
Hands up high, askin"Why you so late?"