Kurt Holes - Sloshed Lyrics

Pub lights flicker, life's quicker, room's a liquor
Full pint and my life's richer, chips and a kicker
Laddish banter, mad chancer, pint prancer
Flat cap, cheeky grin, I'm the pub enhancer
Bangers mashin, conversation clashin, soul bashin
Tunes flashin, speakers blastin, mates we're cashin
Knights in shinin' pint glasses, laugh passes
Drunk buzz, catching vibes, it's all classless
Sloshed, proper sauced, mind lost, thoughts crossed
Life tossed in the pint, last night'll cost
On the cobblestones, stagger home, rhythm groans
In this British dream, life unfolds unknowns
Kebab wrappers, stagger, chatter, life's rapper
Grime on the pavement, nightlife captor
Chips in me gob, proper job, endless laugh
Streetlights guide this loyal nav, half daft
Football cheers, beers, 'til the morning nears
Year after year, same ol' docks, same piers
Head fuzzy, money spent, sky brit grey
Still we handle chaos and cliché
Sloshed, proper sauced, mind lost, thoughts crossed
Life tossed in the pint, last night'll cost
On the cobblestones, stagger home, rhythm groans
In this British dream, life unfolds unknowns
Bangers mashin, conversation clashin, soul bashin
Tunes flashin, speakers blastin, mates we're cashin
Knights in shinin' pint glasses, laugh passes
Drunk buzz, catching vibes, it's all classless
Sloshed, proper sauced, mind lost, thoughts crossed
Life tossed in the pint, last night'll cost
On the cobblestones, stagger home, rhythm groans
In this British dream, life unfolds unknowns