Milo Stone was in his bed
Just like the night before
He heard his piggy squealing
So he ran to the door
Looking out into the dark
With just the moon for light
A big black bear had piggy
And he was squeezing tight
Sarah Stone was worried
Milo left the house
Darling, please come back here
You are my favorite spouse
Well, Milo's eyes were angry
That pig was like a son
No bear will get the best of me
I will not be outdone
Oh no, Milo Stone
Leave that bear alone
He's really big, let him have the pig
And get yourself back home
Sarah gave a holler
Milo, I'll get your gun
No time for that yellow Milo
I got him on the run
Oh no, Milo Stone
Leave that bear alone
He's really big, let him have the pig
And get yourself back home
Milo, if he eats you
I'm gonna be upset
Don't count your chickens, Sarah
He hasn't got me yet
Oh no, Milo Stone
Leave that bear alone
He's really big, let him have the pig
And get yourself back home
Milo in his bedclothes
He wore no shoes or socks
His skinny legs ran down the bear
He's picking up some rocks
One stone hit bear upside the head
He dropped the pig and ran
I'll get my dinner elsewhere
I'm coming home, Suzanne
Oh no, Milo Stone
Leave that bear alone
He's really big, let him have the pig
And get yourself back home
Oh no, Milo Stone
Leave that bear alone
He's really big, let him have the pig
And get yourself back home