Let me sing you a couple songs tonight
Listen with your left ear and listen with your right
Let me sing it real smooth and let me sing it slow
But first things first, I'll have to remember how they go
Both songs about people that don't exist
Only problem baby is I don't know which is which
I might mix up the melody, I might mix up the chords
But one thing I know is I know that I won't mix up these words
I love you and I'm glad that you're around
Let me sing it real slow so you don't miss a sound
Yes I love you and I'm glad that you exist
Just listen to this 'cause those others songs, they don't mean shit
