A place between worlds
In Hell and the Hereafter
A shadow calls me there
And brings me to disaster
Where the whiskey flows
But the clocks don't chime
A crazy Netherworld
Lost in space and time
Take me back
Take me back
Take me back to the Moonlit shack
Take me back
Take me back
Take me back to the Moonlit shack
The Last Chance Saloon
The tales you cannot hide
The Last Chance Saloon
Laughing Cynic is our guide
I know, deep down
It will be the end of me
I'll never be free
Until I know the story
"How did I get here?"
"Well, Hell has no boarders."
Said the Cynic, laughing
"It's time for last orders."
Take me back
Take me back
Take me back to the Moonlit shack
Take me back
Take me back
Take me back to the Moonlit shack
The Last Chance Saloon
The tales you cannot hide
The Last Chance Saloon
Laughing Cynic is our guide
The Cynic gives a grin
With eyes flaming red
And bones neon green
I drink with the living dead
The tavern is remote
They serve a good ale
So I'll have a sip
And listen to the tale
A Spirit Box
Horror shocks
And Tales of vice
Whisky and dice
Incantations read
To raise the dead
Under a spell
A living Hell
Memory hazy
I'm going crazy
A creeping dread
Out of my head
I see the things
With claws and wings
Come from the mist
How do they exist
Spreading the gloom
Harbinger of Doom
Cavern Creeper
Spectral Reaper
The Undead Knight
Vampiric Sprite
Unholy Mimic
The Laughing Cynic
Take me back
Take me back
Take me back to the Moonlit shack
Take me back
Take me back
Take me back to the Moonlit shack
The Last Chance Saloon
The tales you cannot hide
The Last Chance Saloon
Laughing Cynic is our guide
Join with us and you'll see
By the light of the full moon
All this was meant to be
And we'll rock this old Saloon
"Howdy, me ol' wheel-horse
Good to see you back here in the Last Chance Saloon. Pull up a seat, grab some grog, let's get fuddled."
Join with us and you'll see
By the light of the full moon
All this was meant to be
And we'll rock this old Saloon
Ooooowww-Oooowww-Ooooowww
My friend; What time is this
What fiendish place of man
A meeting not to miss
Get there if you can
The tavern of lost souls
The Cynic drinks in there
In darkness he controls
Lord! Don't you dare despair
Join with us and you'll see
By the light of the full moon
All this was meant to be
And we'll rock this old Saloon
Take me back
Take me back
Take me back to the Moonlit shack
Take me back
Take me back
Take me back to the Moonlit shack
The Last Chance Saloon
The tales you cannot hide
The Last Chance Saloon
Laughing Cynic is our guide
Drink Up
Drink Up
Drink Up
The Last Chance Saloon
The tales you cannot hide
The Last Chance Saloon
Laughing Cynic is our guide
Drink Up
