[ Featuring Lulu ]
I ain't about to make jokes about your fatness
But how long before you have contractions
Drink beer on the couch, relaxin'
Such a has been
Passed out again, kids said you look like Michellan
With your 3 chins
Now you're wifeless, I win
How's the heart problems
Sorry i caused them
But I'm a godsend, got her swinging through girls, Jane and Tarzan
Left your old self, for my young self, such a bargain
Socks, buckle sandals, and a male cardigan, why you still sweatin' her
Slow brain have to parse again
Was that a quefe or did your mouth just fart again
Making jokes about you like I'm still ten
No girlfriend in three years I bet you like men
Knockin' you out the ballpark for the win
You always said if I should leave you
You'd kill him and I
I believed you for a thousand years
And all your filthy lies
Got locked away
Ain't got no feeling hoping you would die
When all I needed was a
Superhero
Chase you around like a roller coaster
Gonna finish the job like Cosa Nostra (shhh)
Slice you like bread burn like a toaster
Wanted dead or alive
Don't worry bout' the poster
Defend my girl like I'm supposed to
You gotta a gun, I got three holsters
Not a gangster you're just a poser
You don't get no more chances
I done told you
They call me a ghost it wasn't a joke
Take a toke from your smoke that i found in your coat
Searching for signs that you ain't a bitch
Did i find it? nope
You just a joke
The whole world knows
I stole your girl, you at an all time low
Took her from the choir
Sit back while you die
Enjoy the freak show
You always said if I should leave you
You'd kill him and I
I believed you for a thousand years
And all your filthy lies
Got locked away
Ain't got no feeling hoping you would die
When all I needed was a
Superhero
Sneakin' in a the basement like this is some hate shit
But i can't quit until i see you lit
Lawless and Lulu murder suicide
Like it's a skit
Come back in a few days when you stiff
Still lookin pissed
But Lulu fixed it with an axe hit
I set up trip wire to make it look like an accident
All the harassment ended with a chloroform napkin
Escape route you can hear us laughin' after the stabbin'
You always said if I should leave you
You'd kill him and I
I believed you for a thousand years
And all your filthy lies
Got locked away
Ain't got no feeling hoping you would die
When all I needed was a
Superhero
