If you think I won't be angry
If you think I won't be told
If you think I'm on the straight and narrow
And I'm too damn old
If you think I'm acting sorry
Well you might just think again
I'm going out tonight
And I might just start again
If you think I am a spent force
With the grey speeding through my hair
A mid-drift that's spreading wide and south
But you know it's here nor there
If you think you know what I'm thinking
And you think I just wouldn't dare
I'm thinking Al Bundy in Modern Family
And the chick with the long black hair
Let me tell you I'm deadset angry
Let me tell you I won't be told
Let me tell you I don't give a flying fig
If you think I'm too damn old
Well I know I got the money
And you can have your share
I'm going out tonight
And I might just start again