[ Featuring Pete ]
I made one too many bad decisions
I tried to right too many wrongs I ain't looking for forgiveness
I'm just trying to sing my song Well, they took me to the station
And they read me all my rights Well, they threw me in the tin can
And they left me there all night
And I get stoned
And I get stoned And I get stoned
And I get stoned
Well, my wife's become my girlfriend
Now my girlfriend, she's my wife I've been holding on at gunpoint
The other one, she's got a knife
I've been reaching for salvation
Someone to just hold me tight I've been wide awake all morning
Gonna be real jacked up tonight
And I get stoned
And I get stoned And I get stoned
And I get stoned
I've been smoking them old roaches I've been drinking motor oil
I've got ghosts inside my closet
Waiting on my pot to boil
And I get stoned every morning
Till I can't walk no more
Then I light up in the evening Till I'm crawling on all fours
Yodel-A-Hoo Yodel-A-Hoo
Yodel-A-Hoo Yodel-A-Hoo
Yodel-A-Hoo
