[ Featuring and the World Famous Few ]
Her ass was grass and I mowed the lawn
Jumped on the Toro, and I rode until dawn
I used my weed whip and my auger bit
Buried her objections in my bullshit
I lined her bed with cocoa mulch
I pruned her crabgrass down in the gulch
Every corner got my total attention
Including a couple I can't mention
I trimmed her really tight-never made her bleed
I wrapped her up in Verlon, tore off confining leaves
She hardly made a mention, though creeping ivy grew
My deviant intention--she didn't have a clue
She didn't have a clue
Didn't have a clue
Her ass was grass
Her ass was grass
Her ass was, ass was, ass was grass
Admit it, baby, you want me to lie
And when I leave you'll say I'm that kind of guy
I was conspiring from the very first look
I would have said whatever it took
Her ass was grass
Her ass was grass
Her ass was, ass was, ass was grass
