I met a guy
Whose name was Drew
He took me on a cruise
To Honolulu
He wined and dined me, but couldn't define me
'Cause New York is my real boyfriend
And then there was that guy
(Oh! I forgot his name!)
Who took me up in his airplane
Our takeoff was swift, but he lost his lift
'Cause New York is my real boyfriend
Strolling through Central Park
Hit the jazz club well after dark
He satisfies my every whim
'Cause New York is my real boyfriend
I should mention Paul
Who gave it his all
He bought the diamond ring
The fact he was eighty felt a little weighty
'Cause New York is my real boyfriend
Je t'aime, Pierre (Oui!)
Who moved me to France
He made good wine, but he just couldn't dance
I flew that chateau
'Cause everyone knows
That New York is my real boyfriend
Smoldering Omar was Moroccan
His lovin' was good, and so was his talkin'
"Here's looking at you, kid"
It's nothing that you did
'Cause New York is my real boyfriend
Gin martini afternoons
Twinkling lights and the harbor moon
If ever I leave, he'll still be there
He loves me without any care
So men, try your best
To woo me today
We'll have some fun
And get carried away
But there's only one who's faithful and true
'Cause New York is my real boyfriend