("Love and Marriage", the theme of "Married... with Children")
Love and marriage [x2]
Go together like a horse and carriage
This I tell ya, brother:
You can't have one without the other
Love and marriage [x2]
It's an institute you can disparage
Ask the local gentry
And they will say it's elementary
Try, try, try and separate them
It's an illusion
Try, try, try and you will only come
To this conclusion
Love and marriage [x2]