Lil' Chaka - The Incident Lyrics

Nine years old and I'm laying down to sleep
I'm feeling somewhat restless and I start to hear some creaks
I get out of bed and I don't make a peep
I go out my room and I hear some more squeaks
It's coming from my brother's room I get the creeps
Open up his door and you won't believe the scene
He's naked with a pikachu on his ding
Got him straddled up against a beam
The light goes out inside my eyes
This is the moment that my childhood dies
I was not ready for this surprise
My older brother naked with his milky white thighs
What the f*ck is this bro I'm trying to rest
I'm gonna tell grandma dude it's for the best
He said don't do that man I can't get caught
If you tell anyone my rep will be shot
He stood there looking like a slack jaw fool
I said okay dude but imma tell the whole school
We stared at each other and his face turned red
He looked really scared and then I said
This is f*cking weird dude, you look like a perv
If you see me at school dude you better f*cking swerve
He said it's really normal man
Don't you dare judge me
I laughed in his face
And said you're a f*cking dummy
Of course I'm gonna judge you this is pure gold
Everyone must know man it must be told
To everyone around be it young or old
My brother f*cked a pikachu and blew his load