Lil Dicky - Sports Lyrics

Shots in the club like plaxico
I'm in the corner, hot like Placido's
And dicky f*ckin flow nuts pistachio
And like Shelvin, I know how to mack a ho

I got girls on ma penis
Flow is the meanest
Not Gilbert, but I'm sellin out arenas
Do it all day A peterson
Because I'm tryna get paid like Revis did

I met a French bitch, big lips, and she got a body
Told her put that ass on moi like nnamdi
Fight like rocky, white like Roddy
Hoosier Daddy all knight like Booby

Hot box ride, I can barely see
You know I keep ma car melo like Anthony
Got bigger blunts than legarrete, smoke outta Taurus
Put Mar kief in dat philly like Morris

Anybody better better than me, good try
I'm the best like Jahvid, but I'm not lion
Not even a tyson... no ear biting
Ma pockets fat with green, so Rex Ryan

I ball for the bucks like Luc Richard Mbah a Moute,
But I'm a f*ckin superstar
And if they ask LD where he wanna live
Then I'm a tell 'em where markakis like Nick.

I'm tryna get a little Kevin Love
And then I see a bad bitch starin up in the club

She got an ass so sweet like a cinnabun
I bet dat bitch a giant freak like Lincecum

And so I go and approach her
We kick it like Stover
End of the night, I'm a ownher, hova

Liquor make a bitch feel raunchy, horny
So I'm getting big shots, Chauncey, horry
Took her back at ma Eddie House
And this fine ass bitch takin off her blouse

And then ma D Rose quicka than a bull at the garden
Dick like James from the way that it Harden
My name ain't Charles, but I pack wood son
Ma dick ain't Gretzky, but it's still a good one.

She want that juice I ain't talkin bout OJ
It's more like Mayo, something like OJ
Okay, now her clothes are off
And I can see her C pierced like her name was Paul

I couldn't care less, went down feelin the flavor
It was hairless, something like Villanueva
Ma Rod Smart, so He Hate Me
When I don't cover him up with a safety

But I coordinate that D, so I planned protection
Had a Magnum Rolle like louisania tech did
Put a condom on ma Ryan Braun
Ma Hebrew hammer, then we got it on

I was playin with a boobie, Cavalier
We even made a couple movies, Shaq O'Neil
She had a real big cat, Andres Gallaraga pussy
But I hit it hard, Troy Polamalu on that pussy

No acting but she had a big O Oscar
No PED's little Dicky ballin proper let's go.