Lil Louis - Caught My Foreskin in My Zipper Lyrics

Woke up late this morning
Next to my sweet wife Dot
Put on my pants zipped up
Dang my foreskin's been caught

Tears welling up in my eyes
Don't want to wake my dear wife
Zipper stuck blood dripping down
How'd I've been stuck by this strife

Because this is the third time that I

Caught my foreskin in my zipper
Seeing the blood just makes me sicker
Dot will sure be upset
When she sees my foreskin all beset

The first time it occurred
At dinner on a date
Quiet romantic place
By candlelight, sure was great

Snagged it in the restroom
Walked back to the table
Dot was shocked and angry
Burnt my skin with the candle

Oh man that's gotta hurt

So if Dot finds out a third time that I

Caught my foreskin in my zipper
Maybe I can use a nail clipper
Dot for sure will be upset
When angry she's a serious threat

The second time was worse
Dot's parents at the house
Cooking meat on the grill
Dot's a really good spouse

Dot saw my foreskin stuck
Used tongs to rip it off
Threw my foreskin on the grill
Dot's parents pointed and scoffed

Not much foreskin left

So when Dot finds out this third time that I

Caught my foreskin in my zipper
Can't I find help in some wise scripture
Dot for sure will be upset
And my life will be full regret

Caught my foreskin in my zipper
Seeing the blood just makes me sicker
Dot will sure be upset
When she sees my foreskin all beset

Caught my foreskin in my zipper
Seeing the blood just makes me sicker
Dot will sure be upset
When she sees my foreskin all beset