You want a sonic blast man that's just crazy
We got no fake, only that real ice cream
Only 6 candies to choose, what's it gonna be?
It don't gotta be one, you can also get two or three
Fill that cup up man, fit that collar in
Make a gud thick blast not sum bullshit
If that cup breaks, don't hand me two of 'em
These things only come in one, gotta get it perfect yuh
And when it's all blended right, put the whip on it
Then the candy on top go get me started
You fountain bois on a time limit, give it your best
I'd prefer you don't take too long, it's common sense
So now let's get it going for the next round
Maybe I'll get food, a quarter pound
Blast it up, it's already time to blast
Small, medium, large, these things be selling fast
Or get a mini if you really can't finish
But I ain't want it that small, I want something to relish
So you better make it well, blend it up right
Ain't well, ima probably start a fight
I gotta make it right, gotta pay homage
And the cup is broken, gotta throw that shit in the garbage
First my two cups, then a thing of real cream
Then grab a spoon and serve up the candy
Gotta put more cream on top of this blast
Then I gotta mix it in the blender lightning fast
If the cup ain't broken, time to serve it up
To the guests outside, I don't think they've had enough
Now I'm gonna say it, pay attention and sit
It's time for us to grab our cups and blast it!
Hey Sonic, it's Casey. You know, god
Hey boss what's up?
I hope you know we got family order of 30 Sonic blasts and I mean literally 30
Dude are you kidding right now? F*ck man, okay I'm coming down
Alright
Well now looks like I really gotta wrap it
Who the hell orders 30 blasts, that's just whack
Guess I gotta get going man, time to get to work
Ain't about to leave these guests without a blast, time is short
Let's get my apron on, let's get going
Come on Sonic! We're running on a busy schedule! We got a lot of blasts to do, let's get going!
Yeah dude, like for real we gotta go
See ya later bois!