If you got a call that
If you got a call that my car crashed
If the doctor she told you, she told you it looks bad
Said I wasn't gonna make it
Picture how you're gonna take it
If I'm out of your sight
Am I out of your mind
Finally feel sweet relief
If you knew that I died
And I know it sounds crazy
Cause I'm still alive
But I play it out every night
In loving memory
The pews are empty
Nobody shows up
Nobody's choked up
No tear soaked tissues
When they don't miss you
But the church it sure looks beautiful
At my funeral, at my funeral
How long would it take them
How long till they find a replacement
Would I find out that they faked it
Would I find out that they lied, if I wasn't alive
If I'm out of their sight
Am I out of their mind
Bet they'd be so relieved
If they knew that I died
And I know it sounds crazy
But what if they don't cry
Play it out every night
In loving memory
The pews are empty
Nobody shows up
Nobody's choked up
No tear soaked tissues
When they don't miss you
But the church it sure looks beautiful
At my funeral, at my funeral
At my funeral, at my funeral
In loving memory
The pews are empty
Nobody shows up
Nobody's choked up
No tear soaked tissues
When they don't miss you
But the church it sure looks beautiful
At my funeral, at my funeral
At my funeral, at my funeral