Little Charlie & the Nightcats - I Ain't Lyin' Lyrics

Two cool cats just sittin' at the bar.
Tellin' each other how hip they are.
Talkin' 'bout millions an' spendin' them dimes.
Jackin' their jaws an' just wastin' their time.

I ain' t lyin'.
I ain't lyin', no.
I ain't lyin'.
'Cause I've seen it a thousand times.

In walks a shapely, young, dark-haired, beauty.
Two heads come spin around just like "Howdy Doody".
Each one is thinkin' that he wants what she's got.
But she's gettin' better lookin' with-a ev'ry shot.

I ain't lyin'.
I ain't lyin'.
I ain't lyin', no.
'Cause I've seen it a thousand times.

Watched one sucker start to make his play.
I hear him mumblin' as he's walkin' away.
Tried to tell his-self, she wasn't really that fine.
But that he still could-a caught the really been tryin'.

I ain't lyin'.
Oh, I ain't lyin'.
I ain't lyin', no.
I ain't lyin'.

'Cause I've seen it a thousand times.
Now, look here.
You think I'm lyin' but guess what?
I don't care.

'Cause I'm a witness, an' I swear I was there.
I seen that next fool, sit up an' beg.
Sometime a man ain't nothin' but a dog on two legs.

I ain't lyin', ooh no.
I ain't lyin'.
I ain't lyin'.
'Cause I've seen it a thousand times.