Local Boy - Singler Season Lyrics

I think it's only fair that you should cut him off
3, 000 miles away but you savor his love
I know, I know, I know that you can make it work
You're different
But look up, look up, look up
Is this worth the same painful predicament

Singler Season gets me overjoyed
'Cause I could be your local boy
I want you to make your choice
Me or Chad from Illinois

I think it's only fair that you should let him know
Secret time you shared only makes you feel more low
And you know, you know, you know
That you're not happy anymore
Is he, is he, is he
The one that you may still adore

Singler Season gets me overjoyed
'Cause I could be your local boy
I want you to make your choice
Me or Jeff the 'Zona Boy

Singler Season gets me overjoyed
'Cause I could be your local boy
I want you to make your choice
Me or Mark from f*cking Troy

Who is the one for you?