The Lonely Island - Metaphor Lyrics

(I'm ready now, I'm ready to f*ck now)

I go down to the ocean
I take a walk upon your shores
I dig up a big ol' hairy clam
And then take out the pearl
Cause it's a metaphor

I'll marinate your flank steak
I'll bread your jumbo shrimp
I'll take your little brother to the zoo
And I'll marinate your flank steak
Cause it's a metaphor for f*ckin
It's a metaphor for f*ckin

I'll be the lounge band on your cruise ship
I'll f*ck you with my dick
I'll put my magic wand inside your... car
Then I'll marinate your flank steak
Cause it's a metaphor for flank steak
It's a metaphor for flank steak

Flank steak is delicious
Wish I was eatin it right now
And every time that I see one
Wanna titty f*ck the flank steak
Cause it's a metaphor for f*ckin flank steak
Yeah it's a metaphor for f*ckin flank steak

Love is such a mystery