[ Featuring
Scott Aukerman ]
Kings of the pussy, pounding on brewskies,
Banging chicks right there in the sand,
Bros before hoes and chicks with no clothes and
Slammin' shots and marry a man!
Who wanna do a shot? (We do)
I'm gonna get f*cked up (Me too)
We came for a week, we are kings of the beach,
Spread water on the girls (T-shirt see through)
Cancun, party down, Lauderdale, another round,
Havasu, crack a brew, marry a man!
Pranks when you're passed out, jokes about roofies,
Making girls kiss, marry a man!
Giant sombreros, show us your titties,
Creatine shakes, marry a man!
(Spring break y'all!)
Oh shit! I'm too f*cked up! Puke and rally, that's what's up!
Booze cruise, raise your glass, snort that coke off her ass!
Two chicks at the dance hall, take it to the dance stalls,
Trade these beads for their bra!
So-Co in my canteen, got girls jumpin' on the trampoline,
Two men bound by the law!
Trashing hotel rooms, clogging up toilets,
Beer goggles if she's a hag,
Planning the menu, picking out flowers,
Nailing sluts and writing our vows!
Down here it's our time! Spring breakers, let's get f*cked up!
Then find Mister Right and get monogamous
Picking our invite font as a twosome,
Something tasteful but not too bland,
Seating arrangements, charming the in-laws,
Ripping beer pongs, sex with a man!
Will be so happy, true love forever,
Two kings walking hand in hand,
Promise to cherish, trust and respect him,
Crushing pussy, marry a man!
(Spring break!)
