The Lonely Island - Turtleneck and Chain Lyrics

My turtle neck phat and my chain so thin
And I'm sippin' light beer and my crew right here
Chain razor thin, light beer in my cup
And my sweater on turtle with the neck on puff
Huge turtle neck and my chain so skinny
Beer light all night stand up get dizzy
Light cup beer drink thin so chain neck turtle phat man I won't say it again

Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Sippin' on a light beer

Turtle neck check with another on deck
'Case I spill something on it
Like some light beer? Yes
We be bragging 'bout who's chain the thinnest
Turtle neck thicker than Delta Burke swimming in the guiness
Now bare with me
What they can't see my chain
Metal so thin it dissolve when it rain
Got more chain than the snow patrol
Every one razor thin like an insect's stripper pole

Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Sippin' on a light beer

Chain so light when the police roll by
Man it flow
Man it flow
And my beer so light you can see right through it like a ghost
And I also wear turtle necks
Sweaters while I wing my chain like it's stuck in the couch
Looking like cookie monster flossing his mouth
Find me cooling on the corner sippin' light beer foam
You can tell by my turtle neck and chain that I bone

Turtle neck light beer and a thin ass chain
And that's it
Turtle neck light beer and a thin ass chain
And that's it

The rabbit kick the bucket
Dogg said f*ck it
Get my two step on with my turtle neck on
Thin ass chain light beer in my glass
Smacking that bitches, the ones with the ass
Girl you know it's true tell me what it do
Oh you like my style say you like my crew
Say you wanna be under my chest
This turtle neck is like one of my best
Say you wanna be under my chest
This turtle neck is like one of my best
So I guess yo dress no stress
Staying fresh is my vendetta
I'm a crook so my look
On my game go getta
The phatter, the puffier, the fluffier,
The bigger the turtle neck the more gangsta it is

Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Sippin' on a light beer
Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Sippin' on a light beer