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Where did they come from
Where do they go
After they appear on a
Reality TV show
They're kind-of pretty
But they're kind-of dense
What do they contribute
It simply makes no sense
Gather round your TV
Pick your favourite hollow celebrity
Get in line, form a queue
Next time, it could be you
You're not blameless
They should be nameless
Stop making stupid people famous
You're not blameless
They should be nameless
Stop making stupid people famous
The lines are open
So pick your winner
Britain makes its choices
Over a cold TV dinner
Air your opinion
Tell us who is great
Texts are charged at your
Standard network rate
Gather round your TV
Pick your favourite hollow celebrity
Get in line, form a queue
Next time, it could be you
You're not blameless
They should be nameless
Stop making stupid people famous
You're not blameless
They should be nameless
Stop making stupid people famous
The winner is
The winner is
The winner is
The winner is
The winner is
The winner is
The winner is
The winner is
The winner is
The winner is
The winner is
The winner is
The winner is
The winner is
Not you
You're not blameless
They should be nameless
Stop making stupid people famous
You're not blameless
They should be nameless
Stop making stupid people famous