Lords of Acid - The Crab Louse Lyrics

(Super Scratcher With A Golden Shower Rainbow Mix)
I want to talk to you about forbidden pleasures of the flesh
The most thrilling satisfaction for all mankind
Better than everything you've ever imagined in your wildest dreams

The secret of ? the crab louse
Here's a message for the girls about vaginas
And the consequence of fiddling with a partner
Mind your labia they're never out of danger

If you're gonna go to bed with a stranger
Creatures might be hidden in his pubic area
It's the crab louse it's out to getcha
It's gonna grab you by the pubic hair

Shake your pussy when the bastard's there
It's there to stay
Sucks all day
It's there to bite

My parasite
The little vampire, horny and so greedy
It doesn't care about a penis and it's envy
Its intelligence is nasty and it's sick

A party animal, a pervert, and a pig If a crab louse mixes up with your saliva
Stumbles through your body right into your vulva
Then waits patiently until a penetration
Gets it out of there and right into salvation

It's there to stay
Sucks all day
It's there to bite
My parasite

My love machine
My maddest dream
Turns me on
Makes me cum

Now we know the little crab louse is a raver
You can't get rid of it unless you use a razor
It's unbearable, funky and so cool
A real smartass and nobody's fool

If you meet a guy who's scratching at his totem
We all know that it's connected with his scrotum
He might tell you his undie is too tight
You will know that it's a crab louse and you're right

It's there to stay
Sucks all day
It's there to bite
My parasite

My love machine
My maddest dream
Turns me on
Makes me cum