Lotskatten - Being a Dad Ain't No Joke Lyrics

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes
Turns out it was the refrigerator all along
Where do you learn to make a banana split? Sundae school
Tell every dad across the land
You gott'a tell it while you can
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the boat doc
Tell every dad across the land
You gott'a tell it while you can
The more you know the more you can pull
Being a dad ain't no joke
I work out almost every day
I almost worked out even today
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet
I don't know (WH)Y
Cause' every day deserves a smile, on every kid or random guy!
The more you know the more you can pull
Being a dad ain't no joke
Tell every dad across the land
You gott'a tell it while you can
The more you know the more you can pull
Being a dad ain't no joke
Tell every dad across the land
You gott'a tell it
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday
The rest are weekdays he said
Yeah here's to every wonderful dad around!
Your sense of humor is wrong
But you know we love you anyway Don't ever change your funny ways!
Cause' every day deserves a smile, on every kid or random guy!
The more you know the more you can pull
Being a dad ain't no joke