I wish i was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
i wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
and all their yucky yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo!
i wish i were a lesbian and not a hetero!
i wish i was a lesbian and that i wasn't straight.
i'd sleep with women only. man, it would be great.
i'd throw away my diaphragm, i wouldn't want to mate.
i wish i was a lesbian, and that i wasn't straight!
i wish i were a lesbian, i'd like to be a dyke.
i'd sleep with k.d. lang. mel gibson, take a hike!
i think it would be nice to love someone who was alike.
i wish i was a lesbian, i'd like to be a dyke!
i wish i was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung.
it shouldn't really matter how somebody is hung.
other things are more important- like how you use your tongue!
i wish i was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung!
i dare casey kasem to play this!
i wish i was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
i wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
and all their yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo
(i hate that machis'mo!)
i wish i was a lesbian and not a hetero!
Loudon Wainwright III - I Wish I Was A Lesbian Lyrics
Loudon Wainwright III - I Wish I Was A Lesbian Lyrics
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I wish i was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
i wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
and all their yucky yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo!
i wish i were a lesbian and not a hetero!
i wish i was a lesbian and that i wasn't straight.
i'd sleep with women only. man, it would be great.
i'd throw away my diaphragm, i wouldn't want to mate.
i wish i was a lesbian, and that i wasn't straight!
i wish i were a lesbian, i'd like to be a dyke.
i'd sleep with k.d. lang. mel gibson, take a hike!
i think it would be nice to love someone who was alike.
i wish i was a lesbian, i'd like to be a dyke!
i wish i was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung.
it shouldn't really matter how somebody is hung.
other things are more important- like how you use your tongue!
i wish i was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung!
i dare casey kasem to play this!
i wish i was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
i wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
and all their yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo
(i hate that machis'mo!)
i wish i was a lesbian and not a hetero!
i wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
and all their yucky yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo!
i wish i were a lesbian and not a hetero!
i wish i was a lesbian and that i wasn't straight.
i'd sleep with women only. man, it would be great.
i'd throw away my diaphragm, i wouldn't want to mate.
i wish i was a lesbian, and that i wasn't straight!
i wish i were a lesbian, i'd like to be a dyke.
i'd sleep with k.d. lang. mel gibson, take a hike!
i think it would be nice to love someone who was alike.
i wish i was a lesbian, i'd like to be a dyke!
i wish i was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung.
it shouldn't really matter how somebody is hung.
other things are more important- like how you use your tongue!
i wish i was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung!
i dare casey kasem to play this!
i wish i was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
i wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
and all their yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo
(i hate that machis'mo!)
i wish i was a lesbian and not a hetero!