[ Featuring Theft ]
It don't matter if you're just like me
But if you like to sip the whiskey
And if you're down for a real good time
We'll get along just fine
Let's get drunk and make friends
We'll find some trouble we can all get in
We'll shoot tequila if you're into that
And get all messed up like a football bat
You got a weakness for a good strong buzz
Then you gotta meet some folks like us
We know Jack, we know Jim
We'll introduce you to them
Let's get drunk and make friends
Well it don't matter where you're from on the map
If you're Republican or Democrat
It don't amount to a hill of beans
It's as easy as one, two, three
Shots, shots!
Let's get drunk and make friends
We'll find some trouble we can all get in
We'll shoot some Jager if you're into that
And get all messed up like a football bat
You got a weakness for a good strong buzz
Then you gotta meet some folks like us
We know Jack, we know Jim
We'll introduce you to them
Let's get drunk and make friends
Let's get drunk and make friends
We'll find some trouble we can all get in
Shoot popcorn whiskey if you're into that
And get all messed up like a football bat
You got a weakness for a good strong buzz
Then you gotta meet some folks like us
We know Jack, we know Jim
We'll introduce you to them
Let's get drunk and make friends
We know Tyler, Trent, and Tim
We'll introduce you to them
Let's get drunk and make friends
