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Lucky Doug Fergus - Bored and Horny Lyrics




Felt like Burt Reynolds on location in a small town
There was nothin' to do and no where to go
I was just hangin' around

So I got a piece of cardboard and made me a sign
Went down to the freeway off-ramp
To have me a good old time

Bored and horny anything helps
Bored and horny anything helps
Bored and horny
Bored and horny
B, B, B, B, B bored and horny
Anything helps

Lots of people thought I was askin' for money
Some gave bottles of booze and offered me Mary Jane

A little old lady gave me a handmade poncho
A guy on a Harley winked at me and said what's your name?

Bored and horny anything helps
Bored and horny anything helps
Bored and horny
Bored and horny
B, B, B, B, B bored and horny
Anything helps

I'll kiss for food
Beep for food
Lick for food
Beep for food

Well that was cool but it only lasted an hour
I guess I'll just go on home and watch me some
Hee Haw reruns

I know I ain't no Don Juan or a Burt Reynolds
Although I struck out I sure did have me some
Good clean fun,But I'm still
Bored and horny anything helps
Bored and horny anything helps
Bored and horny
Bored and horny
B, B, B, B, B bored and horny
Anything helps
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Felt like Burt Reynolds on location in a small town
There was nothin' to do and no where to go
I was just hangin' around

So I got a piece of cardboard and made me a sign
Went down to the freeway off-ramp
To have me a good old time

Bored and horny anything helps
Bored and horny anything helps
Bored and horny
Bored and horny
B, B, B, B, B bored and horny
Anything helps

Lots of people thought I was askin' for money
Some gave bottles of booze and offered me Mary Jane

A little old lady gave me a handmade poncho
A guy on a Harley winked at me and said what's your name?

Bored and horny anything helps
Bored and horny anything helps
Bored and horny
Bored and horny
B, B, B, B, B bored and horny
Anything helps

I'll kiss for food
Beep for food
Lick for food
Beep for food

Well that was cool but it only lasted an hour
I guess I'll just go on home and watch me some
Hee Haw reruns

I know I ain't no Don Juan or a Burt Reynolds
Although I struck out I sure did have me some
Good clean fun,But I'm still
Bored and horny anything helps
Bored and horny anything helps
Bored and horny
Bored and horny
B, B, B, B, B bored and horny
Anything helps
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Writer: Doug Fergus
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