I wish you'd stop being so nice to me
I wish you'd stop cooking that rice for me
I wish you'd stop feeding my mice for me
I wish you'd stop dropping the price for me
Makes it hard to say goodbye
I wish you'd stop casting your vote for me
I wish you'd stop sailing my boat for me
I wish you'd stop leaving cute notes for me
I wish you'd stop swimming my moat for me
Makes it hard to say goodbye
I wish you'd stop boiling those beans for me
I wish you'd stop bribing the dean for me
I wish you'd stop wearing my jeans for me
I wish you'd stopslamming the screen on me
Makes it hard to say goodbye