I'm a strong man with a strong smell
I write in all caps, cause when I type I yell
My best friend said he'd had enough of me
You smell like the armpit of a chimpanzee
He took me to a bar but we did not drink
It was made for people like me who stink
It had green stripes and a lovely scent
Use it and you speak with an Irish accent
Manly yes but she likes it too
My friend said I stank I never knew
That green striped soap I thank you
Manly yes but she likes it too
I was in the shower lathering my pits
Soaping up my backside and my naughty bits
It was bold and lively with a pine bouquet
When my lady smelled me she had to say
Manly yes but she likes it too
My friend said I stank I never knew
That green striped soap I thank you
Manly yes but she likes it too
Manly yes but I like it too
You're friend said you stank, that's true
That green striped soap, I thank you
Manly yes but I like it too