Lucky Doug Fergus - My Brother Is A Baby Lyrics

My brother is a baby, he sucks his thumb
He pees in his pants, he can't chew gum
Mommy says he'll swallow it
Don't do that
My brother is a baby I'd rather have a cat

My brother is a baby he's two feet tall
He's so dumb, he plays with dolls
When it's time to eat he always wants more
He takes half his food and throws it on the floor

My brother is a baby the ladies think he's cute
He gets the attention I gotta chop his fruit
One day mommy screamed, I ran up in a flash
See your brothers bottom? He got a diaper rash

My brother is a baby, it's really not that bad
He's kinda cute and cuddly and mostly I am glad
But then I do remember the day he finger painted
He used his poop on every wall and that's when mommy fainted