Lucky Doug Fergus - Naked In Public Lyrics

I found myself at school
The subject of much ridicule
Seems I forgot to dress
I could hardly wait for recess

I ran behind a nearby tree
But all the kids pointed at me
There was nowhere else I could hide
So I danced around with pride

Naked in public
Oh what joy like a baby boy
Naked in public
Oh what glee won't you join me?

I found myself at work
Surrounded by a bunch of jerks
I got up and took a stance
But I wasn't wearing any underpants

My boss told me to stay in my cubicle today
But now no one else will see
How glorious my body can be