Yes I took the cookies out of Mary's lunchbox
Yes I spilled the paint on the kitchen floor
Tracked it down the hall
Daddy wants to ground me, mommy wants to spank me
Teacher makes me write 100,000 times
I will not tell a lie
When I tell the truth I get into trouble
If I do not tell is it still a lie?
When I tell the truth I get into trouble
Do you think I'm dumb? Of course I will deny
Grownups get so angry if they don't get their way
They always need to know who did the and why
I don't know, I don't know
Daddy wants to ground me, mommy wants to spank me
Teacher makes me write 100,000 times
I will not tell a lie
When I tell the truth I get into trouble
If I do no tell is it a lie?
When I tell the truth I get in trouble
Do you think I'm dumb? Of course I will deny
I don't mean to be bad but I don't like confrontation
So I broke the glass, so I burned the pan
Its a terrible crime
When I tell the truth I get into trouble
If I do no tell is it a lie?
When I tell the truth I get in trouble
Do you think I'm dumb? Of course I will deny
