Lucky Doug Fergus - White Pants Lyrics

White pants, is that chocolate or poop?
White pants, is that paint or blood?
White pants, is that lemonade or pee?
White pants, is that grass or snot?
White pants

Use detergent, get the bleach
Remember home economics what did they teach
If you have an accident, especially on white
Treat it right away do not wait overnight wait overnight

Get it out, get it out, get it out, get it out

White pants, did you sit on a Cheeto?
White pants, is that a tater tot?
White pants, is that unicorn puke?
White pants, are some cockroaches red?
White pants

Don't be lackadaisical grab a brush
Spray that pre-cleaner scrub and rush
For wine, cold water, for grease do not
In your white pants, baby, you will look so hot, look so hot

Get it out get it out I said get it out

White pants, is that lipstick down there?
White pants, is that sprouts or hair?
White pants, is that make up or hummus?
White pants, is that blue cheese or fungus?
White pants

Were you massaged by a mechanic or two?
Greasy hand prints from your belt to your shoes
In the garage take the advice of your mum
Wear your coveralls now don't be dumb don't be dumb

Get it out get it out get it out get it out

White pants, you had an accident?
White pants, you ate pizza last night?
White pants, you better go home at lunch?
White pants, your coworker put you on YouTube?
White pants

Get it out, get those stains outta here!
White pants