Lukey Beach - Shargay Evans Lyrics

Certified thick by the FDA
Certified rich like your sugar daddy
I'm just tryna clout, Sharpay Evans in this bitch
Now where my Troy at, Gabriella in the ditch
Hey it's Shargay, Evans is the last name
People claim we're all in this together
I say eff these hoes, getcha head in the game
FBI banging on my back door
Handcuffs, what about my encore
They sat me down to say you're certified thick by US government
When I drop it low, they like "oh shit"
Doing so well, like "is that Brad Pitt"
I've never done drugs but I'm high as shit
Gabriella, I left your man on read
Missed call from you as well, I'm not joining your pyramid scheme
I'm busy counting these racks like Paula Deen
Line round the block, won't let you in unless you slick
I could be in a room of 10s, and still be crowned Queen Thick
I'm just tryna clout, Sharpay Evans in this bitch
Screw Troy, where's Chad at
Oh he's with Ryan, oh okay
Certified thick, thick
Certified rich, rich
Certified thick, thick
Certified rich, rich
Thick
Rich
Thick
Rich
Thick
Rich
I'm the thickest bitch
Not trying to be loud, just want it to be known who's the Queen Bee
My haters looking like Gabriella Montez, bitch, science geeks
Now that I've bopped it to the top, my bank account be breaking free
This ain't the start of something new, you peaked in high school, thats the tea
The spotlight loves me, not even trying to be a drama queen
These dudes be married, but they're in my DMs, like "want a piece"
Thought I had fans cause of talent, turns out it's just cause my ass fat
Famous cause I'm hot, but no filler, my lips just look like that
Line round the block, won't let you in unless you slick
I could be in a room of 10s, and still be crowned Queen Thick
I'm just tryna clout, Sharpay Evans in this bitch
Now where's my Troy at, I kinda feel like he wants to hit it
Certified thick, thick
Certified rich, rich
Certified thick, thick
Certified rich, rich
We're thick
We're rich
We're thick
We're rich
We're thick
We're rich
Bye bitch
Ain't giving it up unless my man Chad's at the door
At this point I don't even give it to Troy no more
Gabby keeps texting me drunk saying she wants to sexually explore
F*ck the fame for real, that better be Chad at the door
Pucker up bitch cause Sharpay got a mother f*cking 40 inch waist
Ass fat, eat it up like Frosted Flakes
Ain't no stripper but I'll bust it open for that dude in Florida
Give him what he wants, then he gives me the money, it's so adorable
Line round the block, won't let you in unless you slick
I could be in a room of 10s, and still be crowned Queen Thick
I'm just tryna clout, Sharpay Evans in this bitch
Screw them all, I'll just take any model
And I'll make you rich
Certified thick, thick
Certified rich, rich
Certified thick, thick
Certified rich, rich
We're thick
We're rich
We're thick
We're rich
We're thick
We're rich
It's ridiculous how rich we are
Alright, I'll open the gate for you
Have fun, it was cool or whatever
Sign the NDA, I'll email it to you
When you hang out with a bitch like me
You can't tell anyone
Or I'll f*cking sue you
East High Bitch Forever
Toodles