Mr. Phil and The Blank can't catch a break
Mrs. Who's In The Know says she's gotta go
Make it known I'm a fink when you need to think
Put my head in the sink til my breathing slows
Be my mate? You can't make me
Mumble mouth mistletoe
Be my mate? You can't make me
Mumble mouth mistletoe, baby
Mr. Phil and The Blank says we need to talk
Mrs. Who's In The Know says she'd rather not
Said, "I bought us a dog. Let's go take a walk"
"If you'd cut put the pout, it would mean a lot"
Live, learn, and then love me
Only plan you should know
Live, learn, and then love me
Only plan that'll make me...
Go 'head and chase Miss Runaround
Easier said, but the ring weighs a hundred pounds
Go 'head and chase Miss Runaround
Easier said but the ring tends to weigh you down
(Hey hey, oh no)
Go 'head and chase Miss Runaround
Easier said but the ring tends to weigh you down (Weigh you down)
Mr. Phil and The Blank can't catch a break
Mrs. Who's In The Know needs something more
Can't sleep a wink. Eyelids, they break
Slept on her mattress by the front door
Be my mate? You can't make me
Mumble mouth mistletoe
Live, learn, and then love me
Only plan that'll make me...
Go 'head and chase Miss Runaround
Easier said, but the ring weighs a hundred pounds
Go 'head and chase Miss Runaround
Easier said but the ring tends to weigh you down
(Hey hey, oh no)
Go 'head and chase Miss Runaround
Easier said but the ring tends to weigh you down
(Twice more but higher)
Damn right (Hey's and Oh no's)
Well...
Go 'head and chase Miss Runaround
Easier said, but the ring weighs a hundred pounds
Go 'head and chase Miss Runaround
Easier said but the ring tends to weigh you down
(Hey hey, oh no)
Go 'head and chase Miss Runaround
Easier said but the ring tends to weigh you down (Weigh you down)