Pitch black beady blank stupid eyes
Cannibalistic nightmare feathered creatures
This irrational fear is surprisingly common
Cultivated poultry fascination
Farmyard fears are forever edging
Billy Broiler Bantam
Beware the pecking order
But one Halloween on a costume party
Poor bugger never ever seen it coming
Sitting at the bar with a fresh new round
Trying to keep this phobia under control
His mate walks through in a giant chicken outfit
In a panic, he sprints into a pole!
He had an alektorophobic nosebleed