I was caught shitting in a plastic bag
And I was squittin' all my din-dins and then I was glad
So don't worry fellow
Cos it made a nice pillow
I was caught shitting in a plastic bag
Paralytic drunken mess
Squatting on my knees
Toilets too far away
So here is where I shit today
Squatting over plastic bag
I begin to defecate
Door burst open wide
And my friends point and laugh and I die a bit inside!
Cos I was caught shitting in a plastic bag