The Magnetic Fields - (I Want to Join A) Biker Gang Lyrics

I want to join a biker gang
I want to be in a gangbang
I like my empty life but dang
I want to join a biker gang

I'll get to kiss my chum
And my chum will be deaf and dumb
With a big hairy beard
Wild as the wolves where he was reared
And we could both be rivers
Running into what we'll feel
These guys are zooming glue
And maybe my chum will be healed

So let my wife and children hang
I will be known henceforth as fang
Now let the gates of hell go clang
I'd love to join a biker gang

You make it all look fun
Like it was good to be someone
You do it with finesse
Like everything was not a mess
You do it with panache
Behind your irony-free moustache?
You do it with a smile
Like it was going out of style

I want to join a biker gang
I want to be in a gangbang
I like my empty life but dang
I want to join a biker gang

I want to join a biker gang
I want to be in a gangbang
I like my empty life but dang
I want to join a biker gang