Yo, yo but like, on a serious note
Like, I feel like
A hundred years from now, people are gonna look back today
Like in 2018 and be like
"Of course motherf*ckers were getting cancer ya had microwaves in ya house!"
'Cause like, what the f*ck is a microwave?
It's like ya know like a nuclear reacti- I mean, don't know, I failed science so...
I dunno, what I'm tryin to say is...
I dunno like it's a common myth that if you like stand next to a microwave
It might f*ck your kid up
And like that's a joke and a myth that we all share and understand
But it has to have some meaning, it has to be true somewhat
I mean... somebody's kid got f*cked up by a microwave... I dunno
I mean. I just feel like, when it's on, it's definitely giving us cancer
And then when it's off... I mean what the f*ck is it doin?
I dunno...I mean, the numbers are still on, so it's gotta be doing something
I-I dunno I'm just really paranoid and uh, I guess what I'm tryin to say is...
F*ck Microwaves