I got a little secret ooooh
That I've yelling in the face of every person I meet
It's hard to keep a secret ooooh
When it's eatin' away at my organs eroding my neural receptors until I confess that
I love you woman I love you woman
When I'm rich when I'm poor or with four on the floor
I said I love you woman
You got me hurtin' bleedin' pleadin' screamin' beggin' for more
Well there's a pain in my chest ooooh
And there ain't no one here trained to use an AED
With only seconds to live ooooh
I find a fountain of youth and all I gotta do is tell you that
I love you woman I love you woman
I don't care what you say what you think or what you do
I said I love you woman
And everyone agrees you have the world's best tattoo
My happiness has been kicked into the highest gear
Since you drove into my heart in your green cavalier
Everyday's the second best day of my life
Number one is reserved for the
Day I threw up before you became
My wife
Poolside pina colada
Tap dance aquatic ballet to the Blue Danube
455 baht never got me so much
I'm a convenience king running home to my queen to sing
I love you woman I love you woman
On the road to our everlasting honeymoon
I said I love you woman
With everything we want in life delivered straight to our room