Mango Epic - Big Dumpy Lyrics

Bro, I've got to put myself in reverse real quick
Because I've got a badonkeydonk that makes your girls pussy so wet
When you dive in it goes kerplunkyplunk
Motherf*cker

Got that oo oo ah ah donkey kong ass
Give you thoughts so dirty that you gotta go to mass
Developing tornados when I pass gas
Measured in fish it's a largemouth bass

I bend over and blow out my thong every time I drop a quarter
Went to a booty cheek weighing machine, put that shit right out of order
Booty back rides on the way to my bed, call it my thotty transporter
Midget girl climbin' up my ass, call her Dora the explorer

I like to bounce my cheeks
To the funky beat
Isn't that just neat?
Please don't beat your meat
Please don't beat your meat
Please don't beat your meat
Please f*cking
Please f*cking stop beating your meat

I got a big dumpy
I got a big dump truck ass
I got a big dumpy
I got that big, big ole fat dump truck ass

Big ole dumpy, yeah
Big ole dumpy, yeah
Big ole dumpy, yeah
Big ole dumpy, yeah
Big ole dumpy, yeah
Big ole dumpy, yeah
Big ole
Big ole
Big ole
Big ole
Big ole
Big ole
Big ole

Hey, girl where'd you get that big ole apple dumplin', big ole sugar pie ass
That big ole Mountain Dew dumplin', big ole, big-ee-o, big ole tractor pullin' ass
Damn

Got three booty cheeks, call it Dugtrio
Shoot me in the ass, stop the bullet like I'm Neo
My butt is so big cuz it's where I store me ego
If home is where the heart is than my dumpy is Home Depot

Every time I do some squats it moves the whole f*ckin' Earth
Don't even know why I work out, had that shit ever since birth
I f*ckin' do it, just for me, gotta know self booty worth
Bitches are jealous everywhere of my sick dumpy girth

But I don't even know
None of you skanky hoes
I'm just here with my bros
And there is no homo
And there is no homo
And there is no homo
Aughhegh
No homo bro but your booty nice

I got a big dumpy
I got a big dump truck ass
I got a big dumpy
I got that big, big ole fat dump truck ass

Big ole dumpy, yeah
Big ole dumpy, yeah
Big ole dumpy, yeah
Big ole dumpy, yeah
Big ole dumpy, yeah
Big ole dumpy, yeah
Big ole
Big ole
Big ole
Big ole
Big ole
Big ole
Big ole

I got a big dumpy
I got a big dump truck ass
I got a big dumpy
I got that big, big ole fat dump truck ass
Yo, but for real though, it be mad comfy when I shit