Making my way from Broken Arrow, Oklahoma
All of the way to Christmas, Arizona
In an old red Ford I bought for 200 bucks
Pawned my momma's earrings to get me enough
'Cause I'm gonna stop him from making
The biggest mistake of his life
'Cause the last time I saw him
He said that he would make me his wife
So I'm driving 16 hours, 1100 miles
To stop a white wedding
That should've been mine
'Cause he found himself a missy
On a trip to Mississippi
I'm a mistress on a mission
Gotta get myself to Christmas
'Cause that man is mine
I met him at the till while I was working at Wal-Mart
He paid for his groceries but stole my heart
We spent a quality night at the Quality Inn
He had to leave in the mornin' on a business trip
But he told me, he promised
Our love was more than one night
So when the internet said he was getting hitched
I knew I had to get there tonight
So I'm driving 16 hours, 1100 miles
To stop a white wedding
That should've been mine
'Cause he found himself a missy
On a trip to Mississippi
I'm a mistress on a mission
Gotta get myself to Christmas
'Cause that man is mine
I'm speedin' through Amarillo, Tucumcari, Santa Rosa, Moriarty
Albuquerque, Adamana, to Christmas, Christmas, Arizona
16 hours, 1100 miles
So I'm driving 16 hours, 1100 miles
To stop a white wedding
That should've been mine
'Cause he found himself a missy
On a trip to Mississippi
I'm a mistress on a mission
Gotta get myself to Christmas
'Cause that man is mine