Dr. Danger is my new best friend
He says he'll be with me right to the end
Every Sunday he comes by around 5
Just to make sure that I'm still alive
Dr. Danger knows me oh so well
He's got the answers, wait and see
He keeps the magic in a little black bag
He'll let you have some for a fee
Dr. Danger sells me all my pills
Dr. Danger tells me that I'm ill
And the nurses can't help me but Dr. Danger will
No, the nurses can't help me but Dr. Danger will
Dr. Danger is my new best friend
He says he'll be with me right to the end
Every Sunday he comes by around 5
Just to make sure that I'm still alive
Dr. Danger sells me all my pills
Dr. Danger tells me that I'm ill
And the nurses can't help me but Dr. Danger will
No, the nurses can't help me but Dr. Danger will
So if you're feelin' anxious
It's gonna be okay
Somebody call the doctor
To get me through my day
You know he'll make you feel better
He'll chase the blues away