Oh Mueller oh Mueller
Tear the swampland asunder
And shackle these treasonous thieves
Oh Mueller oh Mueller
He'll clean out the gutter
And we'll finally be able to breathe
You lanky G-man
Seize the overly tanned
Who grab gab and golf while we suffer
Put the traitors on trial
And Kompromat the smiles
Of every grifter from Tampa to Russia
Oh Mueller oh Mueller
Tear the swampland asunder
And shackle these treasonous thieves
Oh Mueller oh Mueller
He'll clean out the gutter
And we'll finally be able to breathe
Is this just a covfefe
Or do they truly believe
That perpetual lies don't undo you?
Please do overstep
Straight onto their necks
And let the stool pigeons flutter right to you
Oh Mueller oh Mueller
Tear the swampland asunder
And shackle these treasonous thieves
Oh Mueller oh Mueller
He'll clean out the gutter
And we'll finally be able to breathe
Yes the trumps are all dummies
But it still would be funny
To put their dim wits under oath
And ask with insistence
How with foreign assistance
They could still lose by three million votes
Oh how'd you still lose by three million votes?
Oh Mueller oh Mueller
Tear the swampland asunder
And shackle these treasonous thieves
Oh Mueller oh Mueller
He'll clean out the gutter
And we'll finally be able to breathe
Oh Mueller
Oh Mueller
Take hold of the rudder
This captain-less ship is at sea