Marty R. - Fucking Asshole Lyrics

When I was a boy
I watched about
A million movies
About the boy who saves the world

Well now, is it any surprise
That I too have the same desires?
It's not like, it's not like
I blame it on them, oh no...

I am a f*cking asshole!
I am a f*cking asshole!
And I just want to save all of you from yourselves!
I am a f*cking asshole!
I am a f*cking asshole!
And I just want to save all of you from yourselves!

When I was a boy
I also watched
A million pornos
Where the girl is mistreated

Well now, is it any surprise
That I too have the same desires?
It's not like, it's not like
They made me do it, no

(BECAUSE!)

I am a f*cking asshole!
I am a f*cking asshole!
And I just want to save all of you from yourselves!
I am a f*cking asshole!
I am a f*cking asshole!
And I just want to save all of you from yourselves!
CAUSE YOU REALLY NEED THE HELP!!!

And now, I am a man
Well... At least I think I am
I'm dying, I'm dying to touch...
I'm dying, I'm dying to touch myself
But I know it's not too late for you
I could be the one that you ever adore
I'm trying to be more
I'm trying to say it
But I couldn't let you know....

I AM A FUCKING ASSHOLE!

I am a f*cking asshole!
I am a f*cking asshole!
I am a f*cking asshole!
I am a f*cking asshole!

I am a f*cking asshole!
And I just want to save all of you from yourselves!
I am a f*cking asshole!
And I just want to save all of you from yourselves!