Don't Forget to bring the Bongos, Don't Forget to bring the horns
Don't Forget to bring all those stupid Jokes
Don't Forget to bring the Porn. that's Corn! no Porn
Don't Forget to bring the Bongos, Don't Forget the bells and whistles
Don't Forget to bring that big old box of wine, Don't let this party fizzle
There's gotta be a lotta Laughter. We gotta feel it in our Bellies
There's gotta be a lotta Laughter. Billy belly jilly jelly
Don't Forget to bring the Bongos, Don't Forget to bring the horns
Don't Forget to bring all those stupid Jokes
Don't Forget to bring the Porn. that's Corn! no Porn
Don't Forget to bring the Bongos, Don't Forget the bells and whistles
Don't Forget to bring that big old box of wine, Don't let this party fizzle
There's gotta be a lotta Laughter. We gotta feel it in our Bodies
We gotta feel it in our nappies, diapers, Pitty potty Shitty Shotty
Don't Forget to bring the Bongos, Don't Forget to bring the horns
Don't Forget to bring all those stupid Jokes
Don't Forget to bring the Porn. that's Corn! no Porn
Don't Forget to bring the Bongos, Don't Forget the bells and whistles
Don't Forget to bring that big old box of wine, Don't let this party fizzle