The Mask Man - The U.S.E. Lyrics

Here we are livin' in the U.S.E. Gotta keep things lookin' nice
The toilet water's blue in the U.S.E. and the neighbours are cold as ice
You gotta spend the money in the U.S.E. so everything nice and clean
The Lawns are like carpets in the U.S.E. and the watchdogs nice and mean

I've been weak, I've been meek, I've been timid and shy
Told those kittens with their mittens that they'll get no pie
Only human super human and I'll never know why. Why why why me?
I was Told to be. I was told I was told I was told I was told I was told to be

Once I crossed the border from the U.S.E. there were grannies and boys and girls
They were laughin' and singin' and sittin' by the sea there in the rest of the world
I'd never crossed the border from the U.S.E. where things just weren't very clean
They were cuttin' down Bananas for the U.S.E. and I really don't want to seem mean
I was feelin' real uneasy as they looked at me, the strangest people I'd ever seen
I wanted to be back in the U.S.E. where everything nice and clean

I've been weak, I've been meek, I've been timid and shy
Told those kittens with their mittens that they'll get no pie
Only human super human and I'll never know why. Why why why me?

Here we are livin' in the U.S.E. Gotta keep things lookin' nice
The toilet water's blue in the U.S.E. and the neighbours are cold as ice
You gotta spend the money in the U.S.E. so everything nice and clean
The Lawns are like carpets in the U.S.E. and the watchdogs nice and mean

I'm a rambler I'm a gambler I'm a son of a gun
I'm a father I'm a brother got a sister and son
Only human super human wanna have some fun
Come and lie with me. Come and lie with me. Come and lie with me
Come and lie with me. Come and lie with me. Come and lie with me