The Masked Secrets - The Pakman Lyrics

As everybody knows, Pac-man is a fun game
But we don't wanna get sued, so we ain't gonna use the name
We're gonna put a "K" in place of that "C"
So we don't go in places they don't wan' us to be
We're gonna be the Pakman
We're gonna find the Pakman
The real Pakman
The P-A-K man
Is that the Pakman?

Where is the Pakman?
What is a Pakman?
We need to find the Pakman
We need to find the man, the one and only Pakman
THE Pakman, the Pakman, the man
He's the man, the man, the man
You know the man, he is the Pakman
Not the game, that is not the Pakman
That's only a Pakman

Are you the Pakman?
We must find the Pakman
Why are you not the Pakman?
There is a Pakman, we know there's a Pakman
Help us find the Pakman
Is there no Pakman
No savior, no man of greatness?
Where is the Pakman?
Help us find the one and only Pakman

We're on the trail to find the Pakman
We found the Pakman, we're almost gonna get 'im
We need to get the Pakman, he's a tricky guy to catch
He's not like the ghosts in Pac-man
That's only a Pac-man, but we found THE Pakman
THE man, the Pakman
You are not the Pakman
Only one is great enough to be called
THE Pakman